Unexpected Beneficiary

A young man was eager to please his girl friend
So his money on flowers and gift hampers he spent,
He brushed his shoes and combed his hair
To her girl friend how handsome he was to make aware.

He walked with flowers and gift hampers
Where his girl friend was there
In a beautiful house in heart of the town
Confident today her heart he would win.

He rang the calling bell,
To be opened by her dad
And he had to explore the "Joy of Giving"
By hastily his benediction on her father offloading!

Can't Stop Marriage from mid air

A thread millowner in the morn hurriedly boarded a Boeing in chennai
Fellow passenger asked why he breathed heavily
He said, "I have to be in Coimbator by 10
To teach the villain of verses a lesson.

When passenger wondered, slowly he started spilling the beans,
His daughter was in love with a poet,
Looking beyond at open skies,
He said, "How could he give daughter to dreaming penniless poet.

Here is a thread millman, trying to prevent a holy knot being tied,
But marriages are made in heaven someone had said,
As Boeing circled over Coimbator thrice without descending
Since due to bad weather it would fly back without landing.

God’s Own Country

In a common place environment
Do we have room for beauty sentiment
As a train tramp entered the bogie
And started to play harmonium freely.

His trousers and cotton shirt were grimy
Protruding ribcage could be seen through un-buttoned shirt
But his fingers were finely formed
And naturally moved over keys with ease.

He exited from bogie without applause
After collecting a few coins from passengers
Does talents in born
Finds a place in our lawn to shine?

Getting into Father Shoe's

12 yers old Rama was from middle class family
His father had to struggle to support him amply
So his graduated elder brother was trying for a job
But MNC him did not absorb.

Dejected his brother came home
And explained his indian acent was his dome
Call center wanted people with US accent
So in interview himself couldn't favourably present.

One day Rama complained his voice was changing
His mother explained it was usual while growing,
In flash he asked, "Could I get US acent,
So favourably to MNC I could present?

Rama's Revenge

In the school day in Ram's school
The headmaster for its successes has worked all tools
But Rama was not in his good books
So on him Rama decided to try a trick.

All the parents of students had gathered
Lights where brilliantly lit in stage
The chief guest had arrived
And headmaster thought successes guaranteed.

It was Rama's task to sing the prayer
So all people stood-up
But instead he sang the National Anthem
So audience left thinking it was end of program.

Hello 911

A 5years old child couldn't solve a maths problem
But he was bent his problem to overcome
While he was doing home work
As next day in school he would get remark.

He had watched his grandma in sick bed
With hope of revival fade
And his father calling 911,
Saying him, "This is for emergency son".

While his mother was checking what he was doing
She noticed a number he was dialing,
His mother said, "I see you must have finished
your work, as you are busy,
He retorted, "No Mom, I can't solve, this is emergency!

Agent 007

An insurance agent was hanging near a bank
Trying to sell insurance policies
As due to recession life was not that easy
So to make some money he was busy.

Suddenly he hears sound of bank alarm
And a man was running with a bundle of money
Holding a pistol and covering his face with mask
While other people were standing still with shock.

This agent caught hold of him with luck
And started fluently to talk,
"Now you come into some money,
In my policies why can't you invest some penny!

We Want Cattle Class

We are there from Ramayana days
As in railways now give us a place
As we can't climb to higher berths
How do you expect us to travel in sleeper class.

For us the four-legged creatures
Please make a token gesture
So while filling railway reservation form
We would find ourselves a room.

British paid little heed to Indian culture
When in India they brought Railways to center
It is time to give ancient wisdom a place
By creating separately for us Cattle Class.